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Also, I'm sorry about the probably unsexiest sex scene in the history of sex scenes. These two can't even get through that without a fair amount of bickering.
Title: Freedom of speech
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noctuabunda
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Pairing/Characters: Perry/Harry
Rating/Category: NC17 (Slash)
Word Count: 1687.
Spoilers: (none)
Summary: „Is actually all of that supposed to go in there?”
Notes/Warnings: some crude language, m/m sex. Also, Harry won't shut up.
“Holy shit.“
“What?“
“Is that – is actually all of that supposed to go in there?”
“Um, yeah Harry, that’s how it’s been working for centuries.”
“Have you – okay, stupid question, of course you’ve done it before.“
“Yes actually, I didn’t get that nickname by accident, Einstein.” Perry had to chuckle, but stopped when he saw the expression on Harry’s face. “Harry, you know we don’t have to do this.”
“Yeah, we do!“ Harry’s objection was surprisingly vehement, and in one fluid movement he got up from the bed. He licked his lips nervously as he approached his partner. “I want to do this, okay? I mean, we’ve done everything else a couple of times now, right?” His grin looked rather like a grimace, but he kept going until he’d reached Perry. His hands were shaking when he raised them but on Perry’s warm skin, on Perry’s strong shoulders, his grip was firm. “We’re gonna lie down there and we’re gonna do this.”
And damn it, Perry couldn’t remember ever seeing him so determined. Decency and caution were all very well, but when Harry was completely naked and so resolute, there was no way he could resist him. He didn’t want to. He let Harry drag him to the bed and snatched the lube from the night table. Harry’s eyes widened worriedly. “But we’re not gonna start right now, are we? I mean, you have to stretch me, right, because there’s no way that all of it – I mean, all at once…“
“Jesus Harry, what are you afraid of?“ Slowly but surely Perry grew impatient. He started coating his fingers with the lube. No matter how impatient he got, he didn’t want to hurt Harry.
“Well, it’s just not my thing, you know? When I was a kid I used to get sick a lot, and my mum gave me suppositories for the fever – I still have some trauma from back then, I swear, it’s just not a pleasant feeling and-“
“My cock is not a suppository”, Perry grit out with a threatening undertone.
“Exactly! I mean, if it was that bad with suppositories, how should I ever be fine with you squeezing that… that monstrous thing into me? That size can’t be normal, and it won’t ever fit, that’s just plain impossible, I mean physically impossible, it’s-“
“Shut up.”
To Perry’s surprise, Harry obeyed at once and just stared at him with big eyes. His whole body was tense and his breath was just a little too quick. It was time to show him that there was a vast difference between sex and suppositories.
“Come here.” He positioned Harry so that they were looking at each other, then reached around Harry’s waist and slowly entered with one finger.
“Okay?”
Harry nodded.
“You know, it might help if you breathe every once in a while”, Perry said conversationally.
Harry nodded again and gasped once before breathing normally. Very slowly, he relaxed.
„What now, cat got your tongue?“
“No, it’s just – it’s not that bad, you know? I mean, it’s alright. It’s really alright. If the rest is gonna be like that too, I’ll make it through, you know? And I just wouldn’t have thought that, after all the suppository drama, I thought it would be hell, but I guess I can bear with it and-“
Perry had enough. “The rest is not gonna be like that.”
“It’s not?”
He grinned and crooked his finger.
“Ow! Wow! Whoa, what was that? That was incredible! Can you do it again? It’s-“
“Can you just shut up for once?”
Harry was silent for a short (all too short!) moment, then shook his head. “No, I can’t, I’m nervous, okay? I babble when I’m nervous, you know that already, that’s nothing new, is it? But your fucking finger up my fucking ass is something new and there’s something else coming after that and I can’t help being nervous about it!”
Perry sighed. “I told you, we don’t-“
Harry rolled his eyes. “We don’t have to do this, yes, I got it, I know, Perry. But I want it, and you don’t seem to object to the idea either, so where’s the problem? Just get on with it!”
“Okay then.” Without further ado, a second finger joined the first and no matter how annoyed he was, he was aroused, too. He had waited long enough for this. Now it was finally happening and Perry ached for that warm, tight hole to fulfil the promise it was making to his fingers.
Harry moaned as Perry started moving his fingers. “Oh my god, that’s – that’s really weird, man, I mean…”, he was gasping for air, but didn’t stop talking, “…it should hurt and it does somehow, but not only, there’s more, you know?”
Perry shook his head. “Yes, damn it, I know! I do it regularly, but why the fuck can’t you shut up?”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were into mimes” – and how anyone could be stark naked with two fingers up his ass and still be so goddamn snippy was completely beyond Perry.
“I don’t mind some dirty talk, but I didn’t expect you to go all Ulysses on me!” he answered angrily.
“You what? What’s that even supposed to mean?”
Frustrated, Perry sighed and abruptly pulled his fingers back out. Harry gasped, completely taken aback. “Shit, what are you doing?”
Perry shook his head and lay on his back, staring at the ceiling. “It just won’t work, okay? Let it be.”
For a moment, there was silence; then Harry rolled over towards him and cautiously laid his hand on Perry’s. He started to massage Perry’s palm with his thumb and said: “I’m sorry, okay? I can’t do it right, I’ve never done it before, this is all new to me and I know I shouldn’t compare you to suppositories and stuff like that, but I just don’t know what to say and I have to say something, because it’s gonna be too much if I don’t…”
Perry turned his head and noticed that Harry kept his gaze firmly fixed on their hands; he couldn’t even look at him.
Perry sighed once more. “We could agree on a compromise. You won’t talk so loud and you’re not gonna be insulted if I try to ignore you and in exchange you can talk as long and as much as you want. Just not about suppositories.”
They both had to grin at that and Harry nodded. “Yeah, I think that’ll work.”
Perry took some more lube and this time, he pushed both of his fingers at once into Harry. He gasped softly when Harry took his cock in his hand and started pumping slowly until he was hard again. But when a third finger joined the first two, Harry let go of him abruptly and gripped the sheets.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, shit that hurts, but it’s so damn hot, so hot, I don’t know why, I really don’t know, I mean, normally I use my ass for something else, but if I could I’d change it right now and you could do this all day…”
After a while, Perry succeeded in ignoring Harry’s monologue. Instead he concentrated completely on the view in front of him: Harry had started writhing; his eyes were closed and he had surrendered completely to Perry’s touch. He was right here and yet far, far away. He was ready.
Perry took a deep breath, and then he pulled his hand back, ignoring Harry’s protest, and pulled a condom over his cock before taking Harry’s shoulder and turning him so Perry could spoon him. He would’ve loved to take him a tergo, but for the first time, this was better. More relaxed. And there was a certain appeal to have Harry so close to him, to feel the warmth emanating from his body; to not only see but feel each and every one of his movements.
He entered him slowly and inhaled the scent of sweat and sex he could detect on Harry’s neck. He wanted more, needed more; he buried his face in Harry’s shoulder while he thrust gently into him for the first time.
Harry moaned softly and interrupted his flood of words for a moment, before he started again in amazed bliss: “Oh God, oh God, oh God, please do that again, like that, just like that, please, please, please…”
Perry swallowed when he heard Harry’s voice that sounded so strange all of a sudden, different from anything he’d ever heard. Better. He was moaning himself now as he complied with Harry’s request, again and again, while at the same time he took Harry’s cock in his hand and started pumping slowly.
“Perry, that’s – that’s good, oh God, oh God, that’s so good, so good…” It sounded almost like a litany, like a prayer, the words meaningless but full of honest emotion – arousal, a soft surprise, gratitude and the plea for more, all in one, in these words… it didn’t disturb him anymore; it was brilliant, it was arousing to hear how he affected Harry; it was arousing to witness his rapture, even if his breath caught from time to time when Perry thrust too hard. It was the best thing he’d ever heard, right now in this moment.
When they were lying next to each other later, still breathing heavily and not ready to move yet, Perry said: “From now on, you can talk as much as you like.”
Harry’s smile was almost shy as he turned his head to look at him. “Yeah?”
“Yeah. I guess I can bear with it. It was okay.”
“Okay? Now, seriously, that sounded a bit differently a couple of minutes ago, I could’ve sworn you started talking yourself, but now you’re not gonna admit it, are you? Are you? I mean, when I say things like ‘keep talking’, I tend to say that because I actually want someone to keep talking, but of course, with you it’s completely- ”
Harry grew silent when Perry’s hand landed on his mouth in a definitely less than gentle manner.
“…Harry? Shut up.”
Also, I'm sorry about the probably unsexiest sex scene in the history of sex scenes. These two can't even get through that without a fair amount of bickering.
Title: Freedom of speech
Author:
noctuabundaFandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Pairing/Characters: Perry/Harry
Rating/Category: NC17 (Slash)
Word Count: 1687.
Spoilers: (none)
Summary: „Is actually all of that supposed to go in there?”
Notes/Warnings: some crude language, m/m sex. Also, Harry won't shut up.
“Holy shit.“
“What?“
“Is that – is actually all of that supposed to go in there?”
“Um, yeah Harry, that’s how it’s been working for centuries.”
“Have you – okay, stupid question, of course you’ve done it before.“
“Yes actually, I didn’t get that nickname by accident, Einstein.” Perry had to chuckle, but stopped when he saw the expression on Harry’s face. “Harry, you know we don’t have to do this.”
“Yeah, we do!“ Harry’s objection was surprisingly vehement, and in one fluid movement he got up from the bed. He licked his lips nervously as he approached his partner. “I want to do this, okay? I mean, we’ve done everything else a couple of times now, right?” His grin looked rather like a grimace, but he kept going until he’d reached Perry. His hands were shaking when he raised them but on Perry’s warm skin, on Perry’s strong shoulders, his grip was firm. “We’re gonna lie down there and we’re gonna do this.”
And damn it, Perry couldn’t remember ever seeing him so determined. Decency and caution were all very well, but when Harry was completely naked and so resolute, there was no way he could resist him. He didn’t want to. He let Harry drag him to the bed and snatched the lube from the night table. Harry’s eyes widened worriedly. “But we’re not gonna start right now, are we? I mean, you have to stretch me, right, because there’s no way that all of it – I mean, all at once…“
“Jesus Harry, what are you afraid of?“ Slowly but surely Perry grew impatient. He started coating his fingers with the lube. No matter how impatient he got, he didn’t want to hurt Harry.
“Well, it’s just not my thing, you know? When I was a kid I used to get sick a lot, and my mum gave me suppositories for the fever – I still have some trauma from back then, I swear, it’s just not a pleasant feeling and-“
“My cock is not a suppository”, Perry grit out with a threatening undertone.
“Exactly! I mean, if it was that bad with suppositories, how should I ever be fine with you squeezing that… that monstrous thing into me? That size can’t be normal, and it won’t ever fit, that’s just plain impossible, I mean physically impossible, it’s-“
“Shut up.”
To Perry’s surprise, Harry obeyed at once and just stared at him with big eyes. His whole body was tense and his breath was just a little too quick. It was time to show him that there was a vast difference between sex and suppositories.
“Come here.” He positioned Harry so that they were looking at each other, then reached around Harry’s waist and slowly entered with one finger.
“Okay?”
Harry nodded.
“You know, it might help if you breathe every once in a while”, Perry said conversationally.
Harry nodded again and gasped once before breathing normally. Very slowly, he relaxed.
„What now, cat got your tongue?“
“No, it’s just – it’s not that bad, you know? I mean, it’s alright. It’s really alright. If the rest is gonna be like that too, I’ll make it through, you know? And I just wouldn’t have thought that, after all the suppository drama, I thought it would be hell, but I guess I can bear with it and-“
Perry had enough. “The rest is not gonna be like that.”
“It’s not?”
He grinned and crooked his finger.
“Ow! Wow! Whoa, what was that? That was incredible! Can you do it again? It’s-“
“Can you just shut up for once?”
Harry was silent for a short (all too short!) moment, then shook his head. “No, I can’t, I’m nervous, okay? I babble when I’m nervous, you know that already, that’s nothing new, is it? But your fucking finger up my fucking ass is something new and there’s something else coming after that and I can’t help being nervous about it!”
Perry sighed. “I told you, we don’t-“
Harry rolled his eyes. “We don’t have to do this, yes, I got it, I know, Perry. But I want it, and you don’t seem to object to the idea either, so where’s the problem? Just get on with it!”
“Okay then.” Without further ado, a second finger joined the first and no matter how annoyed he was, he was aroused, too. He had waited long enough for this. Now it was finally happening and Perry ached for that warm, tight hole to fulfil the promise it was making to his fingers.
Harry moaned as Perry started moving his fingers. “Oh my god, that’s – that’s really weird, man, I mean…”, he was gasping for air, but didn’t stop talking, “…it should hurt and it does somehow, but not only, there’s more, you know?”
Perry shook his head. “Yes, damn it, I know! I do it regularly, but why the fuck can’t you shut up?”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were into mimes” – and how anyone could be stark naked with two fingers up his ass and still be so goddamn snippy was completely beyond Perry.
“I don’t mind some dirty talk, but I didn’t expect you to go all Ulysses on me!” he answered angrily.
“You what? What’s that even supposed to mean?”
Frustrated, Perry sighed and abruptly pulled his fingers back out. Harry gasped, completely taken aback. “Shit, what are you doing?”
Perry shook his head and lay on his back, staring at the ceiling. “It just won’t work, okay? Let it be.”
For a moment, there was silence; then Harry rolled over towards him and cautiously laid his hand on Perry’s. He started to massage Perry’s palm with his thumb and said: “I’m sorry, okay? I can’t do it right, I’ve never done it before, this is all new to me and I know I shouldn’t compare you to suppositories and stuff like that, but I just don’t know what to say and I have to say something, because it’s gonna be too much if I don’t…”
Perry turned his head and noticed that Harry kept his gaze firmly fixed on their hands; he couldn’t even look at him.
Perry sighed once more. “We could agree on a compromise. You won’t talk so loud and you’re not gonna be insulted if I try to ignore you and in exchange you can talk as long and as much as you want. Just not about suppositories.”
They both had to grin at that and Harry nodded. “Yeah, I think that’ll work.”
Perry took some more lube and this time, he pushed both of his fingers at once into Harry. He gasped softly when Harry took his cock in his hand and started pumping slowly until he was hard again. But when a third finger joined the first two, Harry let go of him abruptly and gripped the sheets.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, shit that hurts, but it’s so damn hot, so hot, I don’t know why, I really don’t know, I mean, normally I use my ass for something else, but if I could I’d change it right now and you could do this all day…”
After a while, Perry succeeded in ignoring Harry’s monologue. Instead he concentrated completely on the view in front of him: Harry had started writhing; his eyes were closed and he had surrendered completely to Perry’s touch. He was right here and yet far, far away. He was ready.
Perry took a deep breath, and then he pulled his hand back, ignoring Harry’s protest, and pulled a condom over his cock before taking Harry’s shoulder and turning him so Perry could spoon him. He would’ve loved to take him a tergo, but for the first time, this was better. More relaxed. And there was a certain appeal to have Harry so close to him, to feel the warmth emanating from his body; to not only see but feel each and every one of his movements.
He entered him slowly and inhaled the scent of sweat and sex he could detect on Harry’s neck. He wanted more, needed more; he buried his face in Harry’s shoulder while he thrust gently into him for the first time.
Harry moaned softly and interrupted his flood of words for a moment, before he started again in amazed bliss: “Oh God, oh God, oh God, please do that again, like that, just like that, please, please, please…”
Perry swallowed when he heard Harry’s voice that sounded so strange all of a sudden, different from anything he’d ever heard. Better. He was moaning himself now as he complied with Harry’s request, again and again, while at the same time he took Harry’s cock in his hand and started pumping slowly.
“Perry, that’s – that’s good, oh God, oh God, that’s so good, so good…” It sounded almost like a litany, like a prayer, the words meaningless but full of honest emotion – arousal, a soft surprise, gratitude and the plea for more, all in one, in these words… it didn’t disturb him anymore; it was brilliant, it was arousing to hear how he affected Harry; it was arousing to witness his rapture, even if his breath caught from time to time when Perry thrust too hard. It was the best thing he’d ever heard, right now in this moment.
When they were lying next to each other later, still breathing heavily and not ready to move yet, Perry said: “From now on, you can talk as much as you like.”
Harry’s smile was almost shy as he turned his head to look at him. “Yeah?”
“Yeah. I guess I can bear with it. It was okay.”
“Okay? Now, seriously, that sounded a bit differently a couple of minutes ago, I could’ve sworn you started talking yourself, but now you’re not gonna admit it, are you? Are you? I mean, when I say things like ‘keep talking’, I tend to say that because I actually want someone to keep talking, but of course, with you it’s completely- ”
Harry grew silent when Perry’s hand landed on his mouth in a definitely less than gentle manner.
“…Harry? Shut up.”
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Date: 2008-04-30 03:50 pm (UTC)I love it!
I recently became addicted to this movie. Fucking A-mazing, I loved this. Plus its nice to see an unromantic sex scene every once in a while. :D
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Date: 2008-04-30 09:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-04-30 07:21 pm (UTC)I'll accept the fic this time, 'cause I'm happy to have folk posting here, but in future new fic should be written for the prompts. Also, could you set up your subject line like so: fandom, pairing, challenge, author. Thanks.
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Date: 2008-04-30 09:22 pm (UTC)Sorry about the subject line, I must have overlooked it in the comm rules.
But I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway. :)
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Date: 2008-05-04 09:56 pm (UTC)You rock so much!!
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Date: 2008-05-06 09:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-16 11:43 pm (UTC)